colorado blowjob

while driving with shorts in a doorless jeep wrangler going west on a hot sunny day , one must put their leg out the door and let the crisp wind blow up into their shorts. this causes the fine colorado breeze to caress one's man satchel giving a pleasurable rocky mountain experience.

"hey jeff, i got a colorado blowjob from my jeep yesterday!"
"oh kareoka"

by Beefy McSctruggenoff May 26, 2010

chloroform

Best way to pick up girls. You can then drag them to your windowless black van.

Excuse me, miss, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

by Liquidus March 1, 2005

Sodium chloride

The chemical name for table salt. consists of a Sodium atom and 1 Chlorine atom ionically bonded.

I put sodium chloride on my dinner.

by 5'1"Racer November 7, 2005

colorguard

an intense sport for girls and guys who's gpa and sat scores are too high to be cheerleaders.

"C-H-E-E-R-L-E-A-D-E-R-S! CHEERLEADERS CHEERLEADERS CHEERLEADERS!"< THE BAND

"B-A-N-D! BAND BAND BAND!"<CHEERLEADERS

"Why don't they spell out marching band?"< colorguard member

"too long for them." colorguard member 2

by unknown guard member July 15, 2007

Chloroform Punch

The act of soaking one's hand in chloroform, and then punching someone in the face. The end result will be the person is either knocked unconscious from the chloroform or the punch to the face.

I knew she wasn't going to say 'yes' if I asked her to Prom, so I just chloroform punched her and dragged her there.

by Tyson the Bastard May 27, 2006

Caloria

A "ship" formed in the roleplay "Ashwick Grove". By definition, Caloria is happiness. They are a couple made up of a boy and a girl, Cale and Tori. They met at a bar, and they fell in love. Caloria brings happiness into the lives of whoever reads their cuteness. It is inevitable that you will love them.

Not that they were at Caloria standard of closeness of anything, but still closer.

Caloria = the epitome of all things adorable.

by erinthebeastly November 5, 2011

Calorie Gallery

When your so fat that people cant help but stare at you as if you are some rare piece of art.

I almost got into a freaking car accident while staring at some calorie gallery wearing spandex and a tube top.

by David From Austin September 26, 2007