Bear Boy Bruce Jr.

nickname for Virginia Governor and US Senator George Allen

Bear Boy Bruce Jr. played quarterback at UVA.

by Coop Dupe June 17, 2018

Bruce Willis

Actor/plate mounter from Bury. Often moans a lot and saves hostages from skyscrapers.

Moggy looks like Bruce Willis

by JBizzleBBK March 10, 2022

bruce's wife

Refers to Heroin, since Bruce Willis and Demi Moore were both shot the fuck out on heroin back in the day when they were a couple.

Also lyrics used my Interstate Fatz, a white freestlye rap artist from Eastside Las Vegas, also a blood gang member

"used to maneuver white but now I'm out here moving Bruce's Wife"

"Cherry laces, grenadine shoes, just sent 10 balloons to the visiting room"

by I-Mack May 27, 2020

Bruce

Your friend who's an asshole who'll also kick other people's asses if they ever look at your ass without ass-king permission to.

Bruce: "I'm gonna kick your ass cause I'm an ass with an ass."

Offender: "Please don't kick this ass in the ass even though I was staring at ass!"

Bruce: "Too late. Your ass will touch the grass after my ass puts your ass on the grass."

by S0ulong November 20, 2023

Bruceing

When you get high off of your own ass hole fumes.

Usually it's something alot of cats or dogs do when they are bored in their spare time. It's only a common thing to be done if their name is Bruce.

God damn it Bruce, stop bruceing off of your ass hole. You've been sniffing that crack for days and have over dosed off of your own ass stench.

by Scuddler October 16, 2023

Bruce

An rude Chinese person.

Stupid Bruce! Get out of my way!

by Jdubs777 June 1, 2022

Bruce

Brucr will drive you wild, he is the most caring, loving, deep, devoted boyfriend in the entire universe. Bruces are the kind of people who could come into your life in two seconds and leave a mark. An over-analyzer, and very stubborn, but he will admit defeat when he has to. Likes to drive girls crazy, apparently. Easy to fall in love with. Hard to figure out. Big nature guy and weirdly into rock formations.

Friend: Ouu look at the scenery
Bruce: Must be a sedimentary rock

by Best dude out there November 23, 2021