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downstairs breakfast in bed

The act of waking your partner with sex in the morning. Complementary to upstairs breakfast in bed, and typically gifted to a man. Borderline rape, so consider yourself warned.
What a beautiful goodpussy day it is; my girlfriend woke me with downstairs breakfast in bed that finished off with upstairs breakfast in bed.

Ho's Breakfast 

A three musketeers bar and a diet coke.
"After I boned that ho, she asked for a dollar to get breakfast out the vending machines."
Ho's Breakfast by Jrton 3000 April 16, 2003

shotgun breakfast 

eating whatever you can find in your kitchen, usually in a fast pace manner, so you will not be late for a appointment.
I woke up late for school so i had a shotgun breakfast of a handfull of corn chips and a few sips of a soda.
shotgun breakfast by m4rkuz June 14, 2008

Boyd Breakfast 

A sexual act of one person inserting donut holes into their anus then defecating into another's mouth
My girl was so hungry this morning, i had to fix her up a Boyd Breakfast
Boyd Breakfast by Dr.ClarkLove November 1, 2010

lumberjack breakfast

When a chick goes down on your morning wood then swallows.
Kim sure is a keeper, this morning she had a lumberjack breakfast and then made me waffles.

Texas Breakfast 

A meal consisting of pancakes and beer. Usually served for dinner.