downstairs breakfast in bed

The act of waking your partner with sex in the morning. Complementary to upstairs breakfast in bed, and typically gifted to a man. Borderline rape, so consider yourself warned.

What a beautiful goodpussy day it is; my girlfriend woke me with downstairs breakfast in bed that finished off with upstairs breakfast in bed.

by Goof Knuckle February 21, 2017

Ho's Breakfast

A three musketeers bar and a diet coke.

"After I boned that ho, she asked for a dollar to get breakfast out the vending machines."

by Jrton 3000 April 16, 2003

shotgun breakfast

eating whatever you can find in your kitchen, usually in a fast pace manner, so you will not be late for a appointment.

I woke up late for school so i had a shotgun breakfast of a handfull of corn chips and a few sips of a soda.

by m4rkuz June 14, 2008

Boyd Breakfast

A sexual act of one person inserting donut holes into their anus then defecating into another's mouth

My girl was so hungry this morning, i had to fix her up a Boyd Breakfast

by Dr.ClarkLove November 1, 2010

lumberjack breakfast

When a chick goes down on your morning wood then swallows.

Kim sure is a keeper, this morning she had a lumberjack breakfast and then made me waffles.

by Dub Sack All-Stars October 2, 2007

Texas Breakfast

A meal consisting of pancakes and beer. Usually served for dinner.

The Texas breakfast has left me inebriated.

by Stephen Garritson March 29, 2009

Benidorm Breakfast

A Benidorm Breakfast is a way to describe what party goers generally eat/drink the morning after the night before.

Benidorm is the usual haunt for English beer monsters to relax and unwind, and normally drink from 9am - 9pm

A Benidorm Breakfast generally consists of the following:

Warm flat beer that has been left over night or in fact cold beer that was liberated from the fridge.

Cold Pizza, Chinese, Indian meal or more commonly in the UK Kebab.

This phrase is used the world over but is more commonly used in Shrewsbury and can be considered a Shrewsburyism

Rob: Hey Jo we better clear these empty bottles and pizza boxes away.

Jo: Whats the hurry?

Rob: My parents are coming over and I dont want them thinking we've just had a Benidorm Breakfast

by Robert Leigh Adams October 28, 2007