Brother Blumpkin Pie 

While reciving oral from a dude in a visor you take a shit into a pie tin then shove it onto the dudes face

brother blumpkin, blumpkin pie, blumpkin, fag, shiteater

Geoge threw up after he gave Dave a brother blumpkin and dave turned it into a BROTHER BLUMPKIN PIE

Brother Blumpkin Pie by btown4life from June 19, 2006

Smashing Blumpkin 

A blumpkin of great magnitude.

Or could be yelled in state of shock, simular to saying "Holy Shit!" or "Oh, Fuck!"

Brit Accent Guy: "That blumpkin was smashing!"

Pirate: "Aye, Smashing Blumpkin i'twas sir."

Smashing Blumpkin by John Butz August 19, 2004

holy blumpkin 

The act of recieving a blumpkin in a catholic confessional by the preist while taking a shit.

"Holy shit dude, Eddie went to confess his sins but instead recieved a Holy Blumpkin!"

holy blumpkin by wordbender08 May 20, 2008

inverse blumpkin 

The remix of the classic blumpkin. This take is when the girl is taking a shit (which is rumored to happen occasionally, believe it or not) and is giving a guy a blowjob at the same time.

Sally is very efficient with her time. She gives inverse blumpkins every morning to her boyfriend while planning out the rest of her day.

inverse blumpkin by mrshermykins January 11, 2011

badabingbada blumpkin 

When you get a blumpkin after eating italian food

I took this girl out to dinner at raphaels italian and afterwords she sucked me off while i took a poop. Badabingbada blumpkin

badabingbada blumpkin by doody warbucks December 23, 2011

Incest Blumpkin baby

The most disgusting, low life, waist of a person and the worst abomination in the entire world.

A baby who was conceived while a women sucked off her brother whilst he took a poop then proceeded to let him finish inside her.

Go away you nasty incest blumpkin baby!

Incest Blumpkin baby by Imadeupfoompa April 30, 2019

Skype Double Blumpkin 

The sexual act of sitting on the toilet backwards placing a computer on the tank lid while shitting and masturbating to the person whom you are skyping with.

Homie, i just did a skype double blumpkin with this one hot broad last night!

Skype Double Blumpkin by Los Muerto Diablos January 1, 2013