lava balling

1. when a man sits wish his legs spread wide for maximum testicular comfort.

lava balling in a movie theater in the old fashioned seats with legs spread wide to keep from all the extra sweating

by Magwaaf October 4, 2013

Ball Fade

When the homie gives you a FRESH Fade on your balls.

“Yoo i just got a Ball Fade and its Fresh ASF”

by Numerical Wizard December 7, 2020

Ball Guy

The sexiest being alive. Everyone's knees go weak at the sight of Ball Guy. His charm is like none other, capturing the attention of everyone around him. He gained popularity by giving everyone Poke Balls, now everyone wants to give him their balls. His alluring presence can be seen everywhere in Galar. It is rumored that his captivating character is what caused most gym challengers to lose out of nervousness.

Kabu: Hey, did you see Ball Guy? He looks so sexy today, I don't know how I'm going to win the match today. All I can think about is being beguiled by those tentacles.

by KabuTentacles March 29, 2021

solo-ball

a variation of the act of tea-bagging. Specifically it is when, in the tea-bagging position, you maneuver yourself so only one of your balls (testes, gonads) hangs over the victim. It requires momentous skill and is rarely performed

instead of simply teabagging, Roger decided to try solo-balling his friend Will because he has been practicing it for months and all his friends would be impressed/disgusted

by Roger Quebec June 2, 2010

balls back

Getting to shoot again after both you and your beer pong partner make your shots.

Dan and I just sunk both of our shots, balls back bitch!

by Robb Deep January 19, 2009

slappy balls

The sound of when you sit and your balls slap down on your legs making a "slappy" noise, or when "doing the dirty".

Guy: Jeez it's hot out here! I've been gettin slappy balls all day!

Girl: Maybe you sould go sit in the A/C so your nuts don't look like an old mans.

by TheMexicangrito October 5, 2012

retirement balls

When someone working for the government or the military retires from their job and only afterward comes clean about all of the corruption and mistakes that the government makes.

"Dude, legalization is just around the corner I'm telling you! The former police chief of Seattle gave an interview and even he said that the war on drugs, especially marijuana prohibition, has been destructive, expensive, and a complete failure."
"He's got major retirement balls man. Why didn't he just say that like 5 years ago?"

by Tijani January 25, 2009