aftertizers

snacks to be eaten after a meal.

when asked by my daughter-in-law at dinner were we going to order any appetizers I replyed no when we get back to our house we were going to have aftertizers.

by dogssss January 24, 2011

Afternooner

Someone who generally starts their day in the afternoon, getting out of bed after 12pm.

It could be from late nights or just general laziness

Mike: It's 1.00, how are you not ready yet? You've had all morning.

Sarah: Well actually I went to a party last night so I only got up like half an hour ago.

Mike: Geez, whatever. You're such an afternooner.

by Mr Elevator March 15, 2011

Aftah

The cutest guy ever existed with muscles like GOKU and every girl wants him but he only loves one of them.

girl one- whos that guy he is so aftah

girl two- i know im soo horny

girl one - i want him soo bad

girl two- i heard he only loves one girl

girl one- nooooo :'(

by theguywhowrotethis123456 August 17, 2012

Afton

Annoying character from fnaf.

Afton: I allways come back

by Padelateldrog December 28, 2018

Morning After Tee Shirt

A Morning After Tee Shirt is when you where the tee shirt of the last person you had sexual intercourse with the next day to work or school.

Girl 1: Ew. Why are you wearing that ugly boys shirt?

Girl 2: No. It's my Morning After Tee Shirt from Dan.

Girl 1: Oh. Makes more sense now.

by Icey0123 March 16, 2010

oaky afterbirth

Describing an oaky taste that remaining after eating or drinking something.

*Michael sips wine*
Michael: "mmm.. that's sort of an oaky afterbirth"
Jim:"-...what was that?"

by Grisha Jaeger April 11, 2021

Utica Aftershave

When someone emits a combination of strong unpleasant odors it can be said that they are wearing Utica aftershave. While these unpleasant odors can vary from person to person, there are chief odors that remain consistent: stale or wet tobacco, alcohol, body odors such as flatulents and sweat and dirty clothes are often trademarks of the "Utica aftershave" aroma. Despite its overt references to the pejoritave, the term often implies fraternal bonding and serves as a reflection of irony all Uticans possess. Utica is often lambasted as the most undesirable city in New York state, and Uticans who are well aware of their inferior status have learned to turn the art of self-deprecation into a form of indirect pride (when they put themselves down it is as if they are saying, "We know we are a sorry lot, but if we excel at anything it's at being a sorry lot").

friend #1: Man, I'm ready to go find some chicks today.
friend #2: Yeah, I can tell you're ready for some action. You got your new shoes on and you're wearing that Utica aftershave.
friend #2: Man, screw you!
friend #1: Dang! You stink.
friend #2: Man, screw you!

friend #1: Man, I stink today. I'm wearing my Utica aftershave.
friend #2: Me too. I didn't wear deodorant so I guess I'm wearing Utica aftershave too.
friend #1: We should distill this odor somehow and market it as Utica aftershave. I bet we could make a million dollars.
friend #2: They would have to sell it in the bad hygiene department.

by Jamallerian October 13, 2007