Penis piercing

What’s the under the skin piercing called

The prince ? Penis Piercing

by Kl0ve78 January 23, 2022

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The smallest version of a cock it goes vagina, penis, dick, cock, monster cock, BBC

Oh daddy let me suck your BBC and vagina, and penis, and, dick , and monster cock

by Bigdaddycock@urmom.cum January 24, 2022

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Person1: Hey whats your talent?
Person2: Penis eater 200

by Penis eater 200 January 24, 2022

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my penis is on fire help

by cobalt4399 January 27, 2022

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Penis Farts

An extremely rare phenomenon that is accompanied by excruciating pain as well as an awful stench. Penis farts though rare are made more likely following a meal at Jimmy John’s in which a costumer orders a JJBLT with lite tomato and adds avacado.

oh my God I just ate a JJBLT add avacado and now I am having penis farts

by Hahah Poop and Pee January 28, 2022

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banjo penis

When a stranger yanks you by the tip of ones flaccid penis and proceeds to strum it in a fast, very offbeat pattern that slowly fills the room with the sound of a cumly twang.

We all know that one Roxminna girl that really knows how to get a twangy ass banjo penis going.

by Cunt Mannaway January 28, 2022

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