Fuck You Day

April 12th is “ Fuck You Day “

You go around flipping off random people

“ It’s fuck You Day hoe “

by GayLampPost May 25, 2018

Ladybug lands on you

Only happens when your financial future looks bright and you are about to be approved for a quarter million. To ensure this happens, you must give your husband endless blowjobs and sex until the approval actually comes or else you may end up disappointed by the decision

A ladybug lands on you. So take off your pants.

by Scongeeli August 24, 2018

you tryna grid

when you guys are playing around the word grid means you guys are gonna “fight” but instead you end up fucking

bro are you tryna grid right now

by .complease August 31, 2022

where you at on the map

are you single/ are you talking to anyone

kathy: "where you at on the map?"
George: "I've been out here"
Kathy: "I feel it"
Notice how George said "I've been out here", this suggests that he has been hoeing around and he is most likely talking to someone. Kathy should move on to the next person.

by little tiger June 28, 2016

CLAP YOU UP

When you celebrate someone and give them props - like a round of applause... you're 'clapping them up'

Diana did so amazingly in her training. I'm totally going to 'clap her up'.

Diana - I'm clapping you up!
Diana - I clap you up for being so amazing!

by Naked Unicorn March 25, 2021

why are you late

literally what all teachers fucking say when you come in that one second late, the best way to get asked why are you late is to walk around the skool and then roll up to class like a savage and sit down and look at ur phone

Teacher: Why are you late again today
Teenager:CUS im a savage and thats what the cool kids do when it's class at least I came to School
Teacher: K sit down then and do ur work
Teenager: stfu IDC about shitty schoolwork

by Elevators115 June 17, 2021

You Absolute Heap!

The moment when the "non-heap" can victoriously stand over someone and declare them "an absolute heap"

You Absolute Heap!

by Chunderboy October 29, 2010