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Monkey in the Middle

A sexual occurrence involving a threesome of two females and one male in which the first woman is STD-positive and the guy and the other gal is not. The guy first has intercourse with the diseased girl, receiving dangerous bodily fluids on his penis yet miraculously not acquiring her STD. He then gives penile pleasure and, unfortunately, the first woman's bodily fluids to the second female, endowing her with the disease from his "dirty needle." After this, he is effectively called the “monkey in the middle
Darv: Ron, I heard you were the monkey in the middle this past weekend. You got severely lucky, man.
Ron: Darvy, It's as though I've murdered by surviving.
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Diamond Monkey

Someone who is higher than just gay. Someone who cannot go 5 minutes without having sexual intercourse with other men.
guy 1: dude hes such a diamond monkey
guy 2: yeah his name is prolly jim or jake or something like that.
by anonymous June 6, 2025
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Monkey Shit

Out here doing anything. IE…looking stupid!
Take that monkey shit off you embarrassing us”

~Pimp C
by One5ve February 10, 2024
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monkey paw

The struggle of someone with small hand trying to grasp a big item
I totally had to monkey paw the big phone
by Royroy February 17, 2015
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pop juice monkey

Porn star Peter North during an interview referred to a "pop juice monkey" as any male porn performer who produces copious amounts of semen during scene shootings.
Peter North is often cast because he's the best pop juice monkey in the industry.
by anonymous January 3, 2025
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Monkey eye shot

The act of having anal with your sister while your brother jerks off and shoots his load in sisters eye while jumping and chanting like a monkey
I love to give my sister a monkey eye shot
by Bobby miller February 25, 2025
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Monkey

A slang term for molly/ecstasy pills usually used in Florida.
I been rollin off the monkeys I don’t fuck with xans.
by BigSteppa September 15, 2020
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