Mad Tangle of butt hair

Any situation involving more than 2 people.

Government is a mad tangle of butt hair

by RaySasyouallseeme March 7, 2010

Tiny japanish butt sex

When you sexually trade sperms in to the ass of a japanish girl.

You: I so wanna have "Tiny japanish butt sex" with that girl
Me: that's obivusly not a girl!

by Professor Steinmark Millertson May 31, 2010

Son of a Butt Fuck

A son of a bitch who is also a piece of shit.
Often used as, but not limited to, a term of endearment from step-fathers toward their unwanted step-children.

Get a job and get the hell out of here you worthless son of a butt fuck!!!

by Mister Knut October 16, 2012

How's your butt?

What I ask my dog because he shits all the time. Plus, I want him to consider the condition of his anus, especially when we go out because another dog might sniff it.

Me: Hey, Jack, how's your butt?
Jack: I'm hungry.

by Kilgoretrout321 March 23, 2017

Onion Butt

A butt that brings tears to your eyes.

I like a girl with fake tits and an onion butt!

by mg04mho August 5, 2011

Southern Butt Sex

A greasy redneck sexual activity, where one wears long tube socks, a wife-beater shirt and 'whoops and hollers' for the duration of the copulation. Usually involves unnatural thrusting, and posturing that invokes humiliation.

She awoke in the morning, sore in the thigh and reeking of pork rhinds and Southern Butt Sex.

by Sonny China April 20, 2006

Trumpy Butt

(n) Used to reference a dog's butt hole immediately prior to the dog having a bowel movement. Right before a dog has a bowel movement, their butt hole starts to expand and pucker, causing an uncanny resemblance to Donald Trump's mouth. The Trumpy Butt is a signal to the owner or dog walker that the dog is about to go. The state following Trumpy Butt is often referred to as "Brown Eye."

Rover's been looking for a poop spot forever, but now he has Trumpy Butt so I know he's about to go.

by Metaphormidable November 25, 2016