brown alarm

A fart so loud it wakes up the farter and/or their bedfellow(s).

I would have been late for work this morning, but Cynthia's brown alarm woke me up in time.

by Jonny Firepants June 12, 2017

My brown

Your brown is someone you have known for a long time and they have changed your life so much.

Person 1: you’re my brown
Person 2: you’re my brown too <3

by Soxbduaiak April 19, 2023

Tyler Brown

DEFINITION OF PERFECTION 😍

Tyler Brown should open page called "pefection with tyler"

by ikeverything August 22, 2017

brown out

when a baby takes a shit in a public pool so everyone has to leave

Everyone get out of the pool, it's a brown out

by pancake167 February 2, 2020

Browning

(Verb) To publicly defecate indiscreetly.

Browning can result in public humiliation, so use it wisely. Most people that brown themselves do not wipe their ass, giving themselves rashes and dirty pants.

Ex 1- Hunter browned in the pool, leaving a cloud of shit in the water.

Ex 2- The man started browning himself on the escalator.

by Jamarii June 11, 2021

a browning moment

The feeling of your anal sphincter tightening as you are confronted by an unexpected and terrible result, that might be your fault. As in a change of color as a result of fecal matter being involuntarily excreted.

As all of the lights in the building went out at once, following Private Snuffy's flip of the switch, he experienced a browning moment, before they flickered back on amidst the sergeant's grumbling about the crappy electrical system at Camp Blunderfudge.

by dsmartas January 28, 2020

kill a brown dog

Foul smelling stench

That fart would KILL A BROWN DOG

by anonymous May 14, 2021