cum

Cum is the milk your dad is giving to every women cause you are not the only person who needs milk you ungrateful piece of sh-

susan: (aka your hot ass neighbor)hey can you share your cum with me
your dad: sure anything else

as he says that he does not return that day

by see you when you die in hell February 1, 2022

Cum Shock

The act of dying whilst masturbating

My grandad died from Cum Shock

by CUMMET April 25, 2022

Cum

Martyna was sitting across from me. I stared at her pussy for 15 minutes before she noticed. I looked away. She gets up and starts to take off her clothes. I pretend to be confused and she asks if i can help her undress which i do. she takes me to the bedroom. She takes off my trousers and gets of top of me. Martyna: Your mine. I slowly insert my large erected penis into her ass. Her: Oh yes daddy yes. I flip her around, spread her legs as far as i can. Her: please cum in me. I stick my cock inside of her. In and out as fast as i can. Her: dont you dare stop fucking me until you cum. Before she could finish i was already creaming her tight pussy. Then, finally, she got on top of my face and started to ride my tongue which made her squirt her warm pussy juices all over my face and into my mouth. She got off and gave me a blowjob. She gargled on my cock for 20 minutes as loud as possible.

Martyna is good at taking cum.

by pusock December 21, 2021

Walking cum stain

A useless human being that should have been either swallowed or wiped away.

I’m having to re-do all of Karen’s work.

She is useless, a walking cum stain.

by Jessica2025 March 6, 2025

Scott Cummings

Scott Cummings is a former required player who played for Essendon, Port Adelaide, West Coast Eagles and Collingwood in the AFL. He is better known for his shit antics on his Hump Day podcast along side former onfield and off-field collingwood legend Dane Swan.

Jesus Scott Cummings is talking some shit today.

by RequiredPlayer May 10, 2019

period cum

A mixture between period blood and cum
Or a type of yogurt mainly including blue berries black barrys and raspberrys mixed with Greek yogurt

Man Debra's period cum tasted delicious last night.

by Seimen February 8, 2017

Cum rag

A girl thats been ejaculated in a lot aka A HOE

”Yea I got 13 bodies and all of them came in me”
“ YEA YOU A CUM RAG ASS HOE”

by WHATTHEHELL🔥🔥🔥 March 10, 2023