The completion of a male ejaculation upon the scalp of another male, particularly on a man with soft bones.
Randy spent most of his morning daydreaming of leaving Keith with a healthy Zach Haircut after their date that evening.
by Ballrock November 30, 2016
A sexy bad ass person that loves just one person for a long long time. He usually is short and has blonde hair. He also has the most perfect eyes.
by Erin Shingleburg January 05, 2018
by DURAGDADDY July 05, 2023
It's a bitch, It's an asswipe, No... ITS ZACH HARKLEROAD he sucks dick and rides KTM, and has a long ass head.
Zach Harkleroad is what you call a defective human he is gay, rides KTM, listens to shit music, and will fuck your whole family tree. He even fucks his own family members (even the guys) BECAUSE HE'S GAY.
Zach Harkleroad is what you call a defective human he is gay, rides KTM, listens to shit music, and will fuck your whole family tree. He even fucks his own family members (even the guys) BECAUSE HE'S GAY.
Hey, its Zach Harkleroad that piece of shit.
by Daddylongnuts234 April 15, 2019
Zahra and Zach world be a cute couple, but at first one of them would not like the other but a little longer they will eventually like eachother
Zach and Zahra are cute
by Uglyfatfucker December 21, 2019
A man possessing the largest testicles known to mankind. It has been proven that the universe is actually a screenplay being written by him he just doesn’t know how to end it. He’s rumoured to appear in Spider-man no way home alongside your mom.
Also he’s a pretty good gaffer.
Also he’s a pretty good gaffer.
by Sudae November 25, 2021
The best North American Champion in history, fka TheKingOfX'sThrone, because he clapped X Factor's cheeks.
"Did you see Zach Impact?"
"OMG, you mean when he decimated X Factor?"
"Yes, he destroyed that man, made him piss the bed"
"OMG, you mean when he decimated X Factor?"
"Yes, he destroyed that man, made him piss the bed"
by ZachImpact19 October 15, 2019