I'm rubber you're glue

A riposte used when someone calls you a name. Indicates that whatever names or words someone uses in an attempt to offend or insult you, those words will bounce off you, and stick to the name-caller, indicating that he or she is actually indicative of the connotation he or she originally wanted to impart upon you. Also, what I say to Peter to make him cry.
I'm rubber you're glue, your words bounce off me and stick to you.
by Holly Strop July 17, 2006
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you're gonna hate me, but

Something you never want anyone to say. Whenever you hear this, you should run because, you know it's going to be something bad. When someone says this, they often did something they know will make you upset. They confess using this simple yet awful phrase.
You're gonna hate me, but I used all of the shampoo.
You're gonna hate me, but I took all of your toilet paper.
You're gonna hate me, but, I ate your leftover Subway.
You're gonna hate me, but I lost your dog.
by Budgii October 15, 2018
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You're killing me, Smalls

Line from the movie "The Sandlot," meant to show extreme frustration towards someone's ineptitude or clueless-ness, sometimes both.
"Last night's episode of American Gladiators was wicked?"
"What's American Gladiators?"
"You're killing me, Smalls!"

"Johnson, did you back up those files like I asked"
"Umm,no, sir. I forgot"
"You're killing me, Smalls!"
by Bill so chill August 23, 2008
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Quit While You're Ahead

It's not too late to turn back while you're already in a risky position.
Quit while you're ahead, bring the discussion to a close and move on.
by vivianVORTECKS August 02, 2010
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I hope you're happy

When someone is being a complete ass to you and is trying to guilt you. They really mean "I hope you're anything but happy".
"You fucking asshole. I hope you're happy."
by Highedpiper March 10, 2015
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You're gonna love me.

Any time someone says "I like that," or describes something that they enjoy, you must reply with this phrase in a harsh, raspy 'Christian Bale as Batman' voice.

Originally from the movie "The Dark Knight." When the Joker says "A little fight in you, I Like that." Batman comes out of nowhere and replies "Then you're gonna love me" before knocking some heads around.
"I like this beer.. it tastes great!"

(deep raspy voice) "THEN YOU'RE GONNA LOVE ME."
by putasmileon December 08, 2009
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