Gee like a wizards sleeve

An Irish term, particularly used in the north of Dublin, means the unholy sight of an incredibly loose pussy.

"Danny, I saw you were with Laura last night."
"Yeah, she had a gee like a wizards sleeve."

by seshman42 December 27, 2016

morning wood wizard

Someone who enjoys getting woken up by a blow job which was initiated out of pleasant surprise caused by readyness

Something that never happens when you are single as nobody can be ppleasantly surprised by your ready erection when they wake up.

Z: Dude, i hear Ben is a morning wood wizard
O: yeah man makes sense, he's a total bonehead

by keinenechtennamen September 22, 2017

No homo wizard

A person with the power to bless anyone with the 24 hour no homo pass

A kid on the bus was a no homo wizard and he blessed me now I can do anything gay and I will still be straight for 24 hours.

by Yeetmaster06 September 9, 2019

Guru Sex Wizard

An individual who is extremley proficient at tripping on psilocybin mushrooms, LSD, and other psychodelics while having an orgy for the entire trip causing everyone else to orgasm as frequently as possible.

Yeah the other day I went to an orgy and the Guru Sex Wizard was there, I came for 10 hours straight after he took 2,000ug of LSD.

by Flare_Snagz August 22, 2023

I’m off to see the Wizard

An expression to say I’m off to dream land. Dorothy in the Wizard if Oz sings “I’m off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Oz, because because because of all the wonderful things he does.”

Well, I’m off to see the Wizard, goodnight.

by AtomicCyclone July 20, 2022

Wizard

A person who never lost his virginity over 25 years. He also can use powerful magic.

If you keep your virginity over 25 years, you become a wizard and you can use powerful magic to protect your virginity. Destroy every girls you see in front of you with powerful magic, they might take away your virginity!

by momo1212 December 22, 2008

Wiitard

A hardcore Nintendo fanboy who will not accept that the Wii is an inferior gaming system.

Weston: I've been looking for 45 minutes but I can't seem to find a good Wii game...

Game Store Employee: You Wiitard, go buy a PS3. Wii games are for 12 year old girls!

by SPT Leary March 26, 2010