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Killing Miranda

A very cool goth rock band that crossovers with some darkwave and even metal, which is odd because goth rock and metal and two completely opposing genres.
"Discotheque Necronomicon" and "Enter The Dagon" are very innovative songs by Killing Miranda.
by Bloodshed December 22, 2004
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killing yourself

The method of which a person decides to end they're life on earth. This may because the person is either; depressed, being bullied, got raped, or is a 12 year old squeaker on black ops 3.
"Omg i got no scoped" "Haha you may as well start killing yourself now!!"
by grrrrrrboy March 20, 2017
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Netflix and Kill

The feeling you get when you're loading a movie to watch on Netflix, and the internet goes down.
I was all set to watch this new movie on Netflix, and then the internet crashed and now I want to Netflix and Kill someone.
by PoisonPurple May 11, 2016
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Buzz kill

The point at which batteries fail in your sexual aid.
“How was your evening?”
“Fine until the batteries died in my favorite Rabbit….talk about a buzz kill”
by Skee bb December 18, 2009
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Kill a Drifter

When bored on any given night, a suggested fictional activity to get the conversation rolling about what to actually do that night.
Joe: "Man, I'm bored. What are we going to do tonight?"

Pat: "I don't know? Maybe we could kill a drifter, I've always wanted to do that."

Joe: "Ha,ha. Wait...are you serious?"
by orhett December 18, 2008
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Kill the scene

The act of spoiling the mood atmosphere or fun of others, intentionally or not, usually at a club or party.
1-Steve: Dude, the girl I'm tryin to get with keeps dancing with that other guy, what the hell?

Brad: Yea, this club sucks. Let's kill the scene and get outta here.

2-Jen: oh jeez, here comes that dorky tom kid. He's totally gonna kill the scene.
by Dvoraky October 1, 2006
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you killed it

"You killed it" is what one says to the other who puts an end to a funny joke.

People will be laughing at a certain joke, then someone will try to enhance the humour by adding a witty comment or something(see list below) to get more laughs albeit failing miserably and making the joke not funny anymore.

The most common ways to kill a joke are to tell the joke so often to the point it isn't funny anymore, or to attempt at enhancing the humour by displaying a sarcastic/witty comment, taking the joke literally or stating the obvious.
1. "Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

"Dude, cut it out! You killed it a long time ago, you told the joke so many times!"

2. "why'd the chicken cross the road?"

"to get to the other side"

"hahahahahahahhaah!"

"maybe the chicken needed to go to the bank!"

"(sigh), you killed it."

3. "What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?"

"A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven!!!"

"Well why would anyone wanna put a Jew in an oven? They're humans too!"

"It's a joke dumbass, you killed it..."

4. "How do you get 4 fags to fit on one bar stool?"

"Turn it upside down."

"HAHAHAHHAHA!!!!! That's a good one eh?"

"Wow, sounds like they must've enjoyed it, huh?"

"You killed it again!"
by Your Username Here October 14, 2009
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