Wank Waffle

Everyone has or knows a Wank Waffle in there local street/neighbourhood or work place and pub etc..Its a term for someone who likes to think of themselves as a "know it all" and anything you have done they have always done it but much better..The term Wank waffle can also be used for someone who talks absolute bullshit 24/7 and they also like to think they know about everything and everyone..The term can be used for a person who likes to make up lies about others and also likes to stir shit about others..Another words a bullshiter..Im sure you all know someone that fits this term...

This guy is a Wank waffle. He thinks he knows everything.

by Dolphin shaver January 25, 2010

Waffle Hizzy

A bastardization of the "waffle house" name.

"All my crew work at the Waffle Hizzy."

by Beck May 3, 2003

Bonus Waffle

n. The waffle you get the morning after your one night stand. Something between an added bonus, consolation prize, and mechanism for politely insisting that you leave.

A bonus waffle might be any breakfast item. A literal waffle, yes. A pop tart, perhaps. Even a fruit. But not more sex.

by RobertFreeman April 22, 2013

Crusty waffle

Dried up semen on the patch of skin formerly known as the taint

She refused to wash her crusty waffle after a dripping cream pie.

by Dog water inc December 3, 2015

Blue Waffle

Satan embodied
For more info consult Google

I no longer believe in a higher power.
Why?
Blue Waffle.
Oh.

by I.R.Cummings May 29, 2016

lawn waffle

what a dog's turd looks like after being run over by a lawn mower's wheel.

I made a fresh batch of lawn waffles today while mowing the yard.

by Wookie5150 November 4, 2009

Waffle Knees

When you doggy in a carpet,
how your knees end up.

i was fuckin janice in the livinroom and i got some Waffle knees

by JJackson19028 January 3, 2009