Twankquiliser

The act of masturbation at bedtime to induce a soporific state conducive to sleep

“How did you sleep, honey?”
“Great! Had a twankquiliser and it worked a treat.”
“You shitbag, that’s why the sheets were sticky!”

by Tunafin July 5, 2019

Twainbow

The state of being autistic and gay at the same time

Daniel Tamment swirled the Twainbow ribbon in the Pride Parade.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Twany

That one kid that has been at school since ELC and everyone fucking likes him

'Oh my god its Twany what a leg'

by Pok1ma3n3Thicccccccccccccccc!! July 23, 2019

Twachia

When you're supposed to be studying but you instead procrastinate and get really productive or hard working, else where.

David's final semester exams are on but he has twachia and would rather be editing videos than study.

by E_n_d October 31, 2019

twattycuntman

(Verb)

To remove everyone from a group chat for no reason except to irritate people.

He just twattycuntmaned the group chat.

by Olly978 December 16, 2019

Twanard

Twanard, a bastard and twat derivative, a subtle insult that allows use to swear in company with an unrecognizable oath.

That twanard Jude has stolen my word and published it as his own, I expected that from Will but not Jude!

by .JK. March 7, 2021

Twatflake

A self entitled, righteous millennial that thinks they are more special than all the other humans, and only thinks the world revolves around their own twat.

The twatflake sat in the kitchen and guzzled down all the drinks that were purchased for the night's evening guests.

by Lyn Sea Belle January 12, 2022