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Trumpet Concerto in E Flat

That one song from squid game season two. Plays when the players are in the lobby or what should I call it
Guy 1: Trumpet Concerto in E Flat is a melody.
Guy 2: I don't like E Flat.
by ChatGpt_Gibberish January 23, 2025
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Spicy blue trumpet

Placing a blue Taki between your butt cheeks and farting so hard it whistles.
Yo, wanna hear my spicy blue trumpet?
by TakiTrumpet July 10, 2025
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Colossal Fuck Trumpet

A word that you use when you have no idea what swear are you gonna be using
Person 1: Why are you being such a...
*stares in silence*
Colossal fuck trumpet?
by SidneysHandle404 March 1, 2024
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dented trumpet

The act of jizzing on a recently purchased item then realizing equal amounts of self loathing and comedy.
My girlfriend came over wearing a new dress that I bought for her and she looked so good I convinced her to have a quicky before dinner.... But then a {dented trumpet} incident happened and the dress was never worn again.
by Sam6victor February 16, 2018
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Meat Trumpet

A tiny penis
A small wrinkled male organ
Coach Eli a.k.a Elias Melas loves playing with ODN's a.k.a Cole Cortner's shriveled little meat trumpet.

Eli can play with Cole Cortner's Meat Trumped like an all day sucker

Cole Cortner also likes getting Cucked by Elia Dimitri Melas
by Vyvyan Bastard January 5, 2025
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Trumpet Blasted

When you get rickrolled with the FOX NFL theme song. Similar to rickrolling and stickbugged.
I thought the video was about a cure to cancer, but I just got Trumpet Blasted.
by TheSerperiorMaster October 9, 2020
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Trumpet-in-chief

Alternative title for President Trump, one of the greatest propounders of stupid bullshit the world's ever seen.

Nobody trumpets stupid, stupid bullshit like him. Believe it, nobody. It's unpresidented. Sad!
A: So, our president just tweeted again...
B: What's the Trumpet-in-chief come out with this time, or do I not want to know?

A: Would you look at that, our Trumpet-in-chief just managed to say something self-contradictory AND hypocritical, and in the space of only two sentences! Impressive even by his standards!
B: Damn man, give a guy a break already! Being informed about a topic like immigration, and able to talk about it without sounding like a blathering, inconsistent idiot can't be easy you know- he's only the president after all!
by Charlemagne1993 September 13, 2017
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