times square slappy

When you are wasted and your asshole friends pulls your clothes off in a public place. They then hold your hands over your head and slap your fat stomach.

Brendan was being an asshole in the bar so his dickhead friends gave him a Times Square Slappy in front of everyone. Or. Look at that fuck face over there, let's go serve him with a Times Square Slappy.

by Kobrakys April 13, 2017

Times New Roman

A way to make your essay fit the page count

Professor : Your report should be maximum 8 pages.
Student 1 : Shit! I'm over the page count.
Student 2 : It's ok, just change your font to Times New Roman.

by academicloopholes December 23, 2017

titus

unknown

my titus stopped working

by daizz March 24, 2019

Titus

Someone you fall in love with. He is one of the funniest , smartest , cutest guys in the world. He’s the type of guy you think about all the time. If you ever get a Titus never let him go.

Girl 1: why are you so tired

Girl 2: I can’t stop thinking about Titus

Girl 1 : awe

by I really love him July 31, 2019

timur

a person who never gives up on hopes and dreams

don't be a timur if you know its getting you nowhere

by kool kitty kat January 27, 2021

Tijus sex

Invite a girl to the cinema on a date but instead the girl comes with her entire family and you get rejected

Mary: hey donald want to have tijus sex
Donald: No please don't do this to me

by nojussex June 24, 2021

Timis

Sexico's wife, who is now our hostage

Timis is being held hostage

by MyNameBetter June 27, 2021