Definitions by Kobrakys
Times Square Sunscreen
Brendan, wasted again, passed out on the corner. His drunk ass friends took a piss where he was laying, covering him in some Times Square Sunscreen.
Times Square Sunscreen by Kobrakys June 10, 2021
Times Square outhouse
Brendan and the boys were out getting shitfaced again. They got together at a Times Square Outhouse. Brendan thought it was a water fountain. His bad!
Times Square outhouse by Kobrakys June 7, 2021
Banana Kangaroo
A sexual request for the experienced and not faint of heart. You will receive a punch and jump and a spin all ending with an exciting conclusion.
Brendan went to a bar to get a good screw. When the menu came out he requested the banana kangaroo. And was not disappointed.
Banana Kangaroo by Kobrakys September 30, 2019
times square boogaloo
When a group of vagabonds surround late night revelers in the street and force them to do various acts.
Brendan and his friends had been drinking heavily. When they walked down the street, late at night, they were surrounded by homeless people and forced to strip and bark like dogs. The group yelled at the revelers. ‘Welcome to the Times Square boogaloo’ you drunk pieces of shit.
times square boogaloo by Kobrakys June 11, 2018
times square nudge
Brendan...drunk off his ass again, almost fell on his face on the way to the second bar in his crawl. His friends decided to give that wasted ass a Times Square Nudge to get him into the next spot. The next morning he thanked them for the ‘nudge’
times square nudge by Kobrakys May 17, 2018
Times Square Dumpster Fire
When a large number of hobos, vagrants get together and piss and shit on everything in sight. Sometimes the public joins in.
There's that group of hobos running around doing a Times Square Dumpster Fire. Oh shit look Brendan is hammered at that bar and started his own personal Times Square Dumpster Fire.
Times Square Dumpster Fire by Kobrakys September 12, 2017
times square slappy
When you are wasted and your asshole friends pulls your clothes off in a public place. They then hold your hands over your head and slap your fat stomach.
Brendan was being an asshole in the bar so his dickhead friends gave him a Times Square Slappy in front of everyone. Or. Look at that fuck face over there, let's go serve him with a Times Square Slappy.
times square slappy by Kobrakys April 13, 2017