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web shite

Crap either sold or for sale - usually

on internet auction sites .
What a load of fucking web shite that is !
by E - FUMBLER October 23, 2008
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Search the web to plant trees...

Used to search Ecosia, a search engine that plants trees, when you're bored AF.
She typed, "Search the web to plant trees..."
by BradfordBadBoii March 12, 2021
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world wide silk web

Indicates a more illustrious, elitist approach to the world wide web.
Aw,how gratifying to be stuck for hours on the world wide silk web.
by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008
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web-sit

sitting on the toilet while also sitting on the web
kathy: whatcha been doing in the water closet for so long?

betty: oh ya know, just my daily web-sit
by pass the holy water December 7, 2017
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Dark Web

The dark web is a part of the internet hidden to browsers like chrome and firefox, and need the onion browser to reach. (URLS have the site name, a string of letters, and a .onion domain)
It is accessed from clearnet sites which contain links to these sites.

Browsing the darknet is not illegal, it's what you do on it is illegal.

On the darknet you can find some fun things like
1: Drugs
2: Drugs
3: Fake IDs
4: Shitty counterfeit
5: Drugs

Buying weapons and finding CP is very difficult, for ethical and legal reasons.

While you can buy most drugs fairly easily, fentanyl is forbidden to sell on mainstream drug markets, for their overdose risk.

Hitmen and human trafficking are nearly nonexistent on the darknet, and only exists (if it does) for a select few with connections.

The "Red rooms" are bullshit. It is impossible to livestream on the dark web because its so fucking slow

Gore videos and free movies are not something you need the darknet for, you can just find it on google.

Users use something called PGP (Pretty good privacy) to encrypt messages.

Transactions are payed for not with bitcoin anymore, but with monero. Bitcoin is traceable, Monero is not.

People use tails OS, which when you shut it down, your computer returns to the exact same state as when you booted tails up before.
Person 1: "I sent a dark web hitman to get your ass"
Person 2: "You got scammed, retard"
by Lovegrief June 13, 2025
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Webbed Toes

webbed toes is a condition that happens when the skin on or more of the toes end up being fused.
You see Aaron’s Toes? Yea I think he has webbed toes cause he’s an incest baby.
by BigDaddyJohnson420 November 22, 2022
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Web Master

A cousin of spiderman. She may seem like a normal person, but do not be fooled by her alter ego. SHE HAS SPIDEY SENSES!!!
"The Web Master is getting married this summer!"
by steamystevie February 1, 2024
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