oh poo

a dislike of a certain situation

oh poo! i forgot to turn the oven off.

by Lestat_666 January 30, 2009

poo dot

the little dot your poo comes out of

i just had a massive shit and my poo dot is sore!

by mids1 February 7, 2010

poo touch

using a pressure point in the hand to make the recipient involuntarily defecate

matt didn't believe in the poo touch, so he let brian get him while he was on the toilet.

by bucci April 20, 2006

Poo Hag

The supernatural being known for delivering explosive and uncontrollable diarrhea; the Poo Hag can be warded off by wearing "haint blue" underwear.

Derivation of the Gullah superstition the Boo Hag, who sucks the breath of its victims while they sleep;

A Poo Hag bun ridin' me in da bathroom las night.

by fushin'mullissa July 13, 2009

Poo occurs

Nice way of saying shit happens.

Oh well, poo occurs.

by philou April 26, 2012

poo body

A broken, pathetic, lost, dejected, bottom-of-the-barrel young runnaway hooker whose pimp doesn't take very good care of her so she hasn't had a bath or a shower in weeks therefore she actually smells like poo beca1

"I can't believe how fucked off that poor little girl was that we tried to pick up last night! She actually smelled like poo!"

"Ya. She was a Poo Body!"

by Zack Attack 13 June 26, 2019

poo goblins

Magical creatures that come in the night to remove poo from your girlfriend, because obviously girls don't poo. That would be gross.

Girlfriend: Oh babe I think I have to go number two.
Boyfriend: Not possible. What's wrong your poo goblins on vacation or something?

by Scout was fat. September 27, 2012