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flarp-tart

Someone who farts deliberately to annoy others.
'He was such a flarp-tart, he just wanted to annoy us !'
by flarptart101 June 13, 2019
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Old tart

And old tart is essentially a GILF who is sexually active. The phrase old tart especially applies to grannies who are willing to have sex with men much younger than them.
It is very kinky to get sucked off by a nice old tart!
by Bill Beef February 16, 2025
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Tart-Daddy

The opposite of a sugar daddy.

An older man with a rich young lover that buys him stuff and keeps him living the life of luxury.
I don't want to have an actual job... I want to be a Tart-Daddy.
by dunkinnuts July 31, 2023
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Tart

A girl who’s been with lots of men
Oh yeah Stacy is a little tart she should keep quiet
by @kevinmalone March 6, 2021
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bass tart

An alternative to say bastard in roblox when you have safechat or whatever
by that1v1robloxian November 5, 2021
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Felch-Tarts

Colloquial and descriptive reference to Kellogs S'Mores Pop-Tarts, owing to the gooey white- and brown-striped filling.
"Hey, buddy! Is that a box of Felch-Tarts? What a tasty treat!"
"Have one, I'm never eating these again, now that you've ruined them for me."
by Dead-End Kid November 16, 2021
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Jizz-Tart

A Pop-Tart that has been jizzed on. Usually courtesy of a roommate or stranger. When considering eating a known Jizz-Tart, do be warned of the potential risks of STDs and/or deliciousness.
"My pal gave me a Pop-Tart for a snack. That jovial prankster didn't tell me it was a Jizz-Tart, and now I have herpes. What a card, right?"
by the_pieman December 2, 2020
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