by flarptart101 June 13, 2019
Get the flarp-tartmug. And old tart is essentially a GILF who is sexually active. The phrase old tart especially applies to grannies who are willing to have sex with men much younger than them.
by Bill Beef February 16, 2025
Get the Old tartmug. The opposite of a sugar daddy.
An older man with a rich young lover that buys him stuff and keeps him living the life of luxury.
An older man with a rich young lover that buys him stuff and keeps him living the life of luxury.
by dunkinnuts July 31, 2023
Get the Tart-Daddymug. by @kevinmalone March 6, 2021
Get the Tartmug. by that1v1robloxian November 5, 2021
Get the bass tartmug. Colloquial and descriptive reference to Kellogs S'Mores Pop-Tarts, owing to the gooey white- and brown-striped filling.
"Hey, buddy! Is that a box of Felch-Tarts? What a tasty treat!"
"Have one, I'm never eating these again, now that you've ruined them for me."
"Have one, I'm never eating these again, now that you've ruined them for me."
by Dead-End Kid November 16, 2021
Get the Felch-Tartsmug. A Pop-Tart that has been jizzed on. Usually courtesy of a roommate or stranger. When considering eating a known Jizz-Tart, do be warned of the potential risks of STDs and/or deliciousness.
"My pal gave me a Pop-Tart for a snack. That jovial prankster didn't tell me it was a Jizz-Tart, and now I have herpes. What a card, right?"
by the_pieman December 2, 2020
Get the Jizz-Tartmug.