Surprise pussy jack-attack

When you're pleasuring yourself under the covers, and your feline friend playfully attacks your moving hand, thereby totally ruining the mood.

Last night I was { jacking off},and just as I was getting ready to {cum}, Fluffy pulled a Surprise pussy jack-attack and totally broke my rhythm.

by Balls O'Rork July 8, 2010

Surpassism

The philosophical theory that for humans to advance and truly change for the better they must exceed the idea of God and become their own versions of Gods and Goddesses. And that humans can’t wait for a Deity to change things they must rise up and do these things for themselves.

Tom: "Don't worry about that, God has a plan will take care of everything."
Jacob: "Actually, I disagree. I personally believe in Surpassism and we as humans must create our own change and we can't rely on a higher power to do it."

by JacobRhy July 20, 2018

surprise

The moment when you realize that what you're looking at isn't a vagina, but rather a penis.

I went back to her place, hoping that there was no surprise involved.

by drzimo January 13, 2010

jelly donut surprise

when you go down on a girl and realize she's on her period.

I went down on her and got the best jelly donut surprise

by MarlonS March 4, 2008

tranny-surprise

When a transexual secretly dates unknowing men, as a woman, and pulls out her dick just as the guy starts to have sex.

Linda looked so perfect and just as I was playing with her tits she pulled a tranny-surprise.

by Sallys April 19, 2006

Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise

After baking a normal blumpkin pie (shitting into a pie dish whilst having your cock sucked), you let your girl tuck into it. While she's chowing down, you go to the fridge and get a coconut, then you smack the bitch so hard in the back of the head with it that her face splats into your shit and she goes unconcious.

Guy 1: Hey what'd you get up to last night?

Guy 2: My wife was tucking into some of my blumpkin pie and then I smacked the fuck out of her with a coconut. Her face hit the pie so hard shit sprayed the walls.

Guy 3: Sweet I'd love to get a Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise .

by DAT MAD HATTER November 1, 2009

Kloppenburg Surprise

A kloppenburg Surprise is when cut a hole in the bottom of a christmas present and set it in your lap while you stick your limp cock inside. Stuff tissue paper inside the box, covering your penis, and ask someone to open it. The victim will be forced to stick their hands inside the box and dig for your surprise.

Oh my gosh! All I got for Christmas was a Kloppenburg surprise!

by Kloppenburg October 9, 2006