Santacide

Santa committing suicide.

Santa committed Santacide by jumping out of his sleigh without a parachute.

by Everyday Man March 25, 2016

santa breath

horrid alcoholic homeless breath from a vagrant ex-con of a Santa. breath of a liquid lunch and a lifetime of bad decisions

Peter was happy to get off Santa's lap because his santa breath smelled like a scotch induced puke and a spoiled tuna and pickle sandwich.

by DirtyWaterbury November 19, 2016

santana reese

A black kid who likes to talk about rape. Who looks like a huge Sperm monster that will swallow you in your nightmares. A guy who is to young to become a rapist. But still he the looks of a rapist. No wonder he likes to wear sweat pants. He always the pressure of sweat in him. He is more than a ordinary type of rapist. He is a donkey rapist. Fun fact he always put maple syrup and grease in every victim. He is a butt monkey rapist. He always pounds his victims with those Bananas. He will do every type of monkey. Because he has jungle fever in him. He loves anime porn. But gay anime porn. He always prefers the big beefy fruity and huge muscular meatballs. Let's not forget those tasty Abe's. He's favorite planet is uruans. He really loves the size of uruans. Everyday Santana always thinks of every body part. Every time. Every day. No wonder his mother swallowed the sperm.

Why is Santana Reese is putting grease on that girl. When a girl bends over Santana Reese always goes donkey mode.

by Rkm69 April 10, 2019

santa claus

a cheap bitch

santa claus is a cheap bitch who put me on the naughty list

by poohead smelly November 8, 2019

Santa clarita Latina

A Latin female. Usually of Mexican heritage who was either raised or has learned to downplay or hide her Mexican identity. She has a deep rooted self hatred for her Mexican blood and tries to hide it with blonde or light hair and makeup. Her last name is a source of embarrassment. She only dates white guys and once married. Her children will be raised as white and their Mexican heritage will hopefully be erased forever.

"Hey Miguel" is that your cousin Manuela, She's beautiful! Is she single?

Don't waste your time bro. She's a Santa Clarita latina, she doesn't date Mexicans.

by TRUSAVAGE June 12, 2021

Santa Monica Sandman

The dictionary term for when one throatfucks a girl on the beach before tossing sand in her face immediately following ejaculation. An act so named for the location from which it originated--Santa Monica.

Dude, did you hear about Cigar Guy? He boned that chick on the beach and gave her a total Santa Monica Sandman! Chick couldn't see for hours.

by DMULESBURNER September 21, 2021

Santa

MY beautiful boyfriend, with lips so soft and a belly so big...santa truly is the one for me. he comes down my chimney every Christmas night and we eat cookies together and then i give him a big hug and its so warm because he is so jolly and that joy just warms my body. so be good kids, you wouldn't want him to cancel his yearly visit ;) he has such a wonderful beard, soft in some places and scratchy right at his cheek....so beautiful! he has an obsession with reindeer and took me for a sleigh ride. nobody better try to steal my santa HE IS ALL MINE

Have you ever heard of santa?
oh u bet ;)

by spideygirl1989 December 29, 2022