Squeeb

SQUEEB - (SKWEEB)

Noun - A Squeeb is a nickname for a very fat cat

Verb - To squeeze a fat cat

Noun - I just called my cat a squeeb

Verb - I squeebered my squeeb

by D.W.Z.V July 16, 2025

Squeeb

A creature that is very silly and critter-esque. It may cause you to make audible sounds of excitement at it.

"That character is such a squeeb! It makes me so happy to look at."

by maniacalcarnee July 19, 2025

Squeeblar

SQUEEBLAR - SKWEE-BLARR

1. A Squeeblar is a very chunky hamster
2. A squeeblar is a very big cat laying on a table

1: Man I love Squeeblars
2. I hate squeeblars
1: I hate you

by D.W.Z.V July 22, 2025

Squeeb

When an uncle and a child love each other very much, a squeeb is birthed.

Friend #1: Hey is that a Squeeb you got there?

Friend #2: Yeah my uncle was wild back in his day, now I’m stuck with this Squeeb.

Friend #1: Uh oh it looks like your Squeeb is squeebing all over the place. Get a paper towel!

by ImnotsqueebIjustknowone October 27, 2025

Squeegee

A bum ass nigga who leeches and takes everyones leftovers

Originated from - Chris , c hise, big flar HN

"that nigga cj is a worthless bum who has nothing in life, he's also a Squeegee half assed slob of a man"

by CJsabum November 16, 2025

gym squeech

Describing a person or entity that; blames someone else for their short comings, gets away scot free from many infractions in both the workplace and in social situations. Someone who slips through the cracks. An analogy used for a situation like this originating from someone cutting in front of you in line in a gym class exercise.

Nick is a goddamn cocksucker and should stay on his own service counter to serve the customers. I am sick of doing his job for him and when the boss retires some day and Nick will have no one to look out for him, I hope that gym squeech will get whats coming to him.

by Crazy Mike666 November 24, 2007

Jesus Squee

Any over-enthusiastic literature or preaching by any Christian faction.

Watchtower is both Jesus Squee and Fundie Fanfic.

"Take yer Jesus Squee and ram it, darned Witnesses"

by Kahless the Unforgettable October 16, 2008