splash-ass

1. something a bidet does. 2. the act of splashing water up and into your asshole.

hey mueller you got a little splash-ass action goin on in there?

by fuckfacekilla September 26, 2008

splash ass

Splash ass is projectile liquid shitting that splashes toilet water back onto your ass. It can be caused by a strong fine diarrhea stream. Or it could take the form of a shotgun blast. Either way it splashes nasty shit water onto your ass.

I was up all night. I got drunk then had taco bell. That shit gave me splash ass.

by guitarman209 October 24, 2020

Smurf splashed

This happens when you visit a porta-john or portable outhouse and need to drop a #2 into the bottom. When you give your final push and it lands, your rectum and buttox are then covered in the familiar blue water resulting in getting smurf splashed.

This normally occurs after the porta-john has been cleaned and fresh blue liquid has been put inside the reservoir.

I had to take a crap and dude i tell you, i have never been smurf splashed like i was just then.

by raptor13fox July 21, 2011

No Splash, No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash, No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

by Bigby89 September 07, 2020

Nash Splash

Ejaculating in somebody's eye directly or shortly after hitting them in the eye with the penis (i.e. a 'Nash Bash').

She's proper dirty, I was like, 'Nash Bash, Nash Splash!' and she LOVED it.

by Mogzy G August 07, 2011

Splash Pad

(noun) A bed.

Most commonly a well-made bed belonging to a bachelor who frequently uses it to perform sexual activity with his dates.

Splashpad splash pad bed bachelor master bedroom one night stand hook-up

This night is going great, let's go back to my place, I'd like to take you to my splash pad, we can have a lot of fun!

by A.Smile.Always January 03, 2020

splash pad

the space between the bottom of your nose and top of your lip. (where snot and spit often compile)

Girl 1: That guy is hot. GO make out with him.
Desperate Girl 2: Hell no. He's got snot on his splash pad.

by Careili February 21, 2010