A federally run scam that pays less than 1% interest, even though the average inflation tax rate is about 2% year.
Pouring money into this system is pouring your money down a rathole, even though we are required by federal law to do it, most likely so that the criminals in D.C can pilfer it for their own needs.
Pouring money into this system is pouring your money down a rathole, even though we are required by federal law to do it, most likely so that the criminals in D.C can pilfer it for their own needs.
Social Security is a terrible investment, it's better to invest your money into low-risk mutual funds instead.
by Anna Bananas January 7, 2008

The act of doing something shameful and embarrassing in a public or social setting. (i.e. crying, overreacting, joining mathletes, or wearing crocs)
Person 1: Did you hear Sebastion committed social suicide?
Person 2: What did he do?
Person 1: He cried in geometry class because the teacher threatened to call his mom.
Person: Wow! That is bad!!!
Person 2: What did he do?
Person 1: He cried in geometry class because the teacher threatened to call his mom.
Person: Wow! That is bad!!!
by Mexican Junp Roper November 12, 2017

When you spend all days at your job on social networking sites such as facebook,myspace and twitter.
by ChocoStick March 11, 2009

a type of friend that you wouldn't hang out with personally, you would only hang out with them in public.
by Alice Prior February 29, 2016

Not to be confused with social engineering, social hacking is to insert your own made-up words into everyday use in an attempt to get other people to use your vocabulary. You can measure accomplishments by finding strangers you have never met that use your word.
"I was social hacking a few words at my job today, when a co-worker came up and used a word I social hacked last week."
by wubang3r November 29, 2009

by Zipped_thunder April 12, 2020

A person who is extremely attractive and appealing, but is rarely seen in public and is completely unknown to most people.
A: Oh my god, I met this guy last night. He is so hot and nice and gentlemanly! Do you know him?
B: I don't and I don't know anyone who does! He must be a Social Unicorn.
B: I don't and I don't know anyone who does! He must be a Social Unicorn.
by sexxxy1 January 17, 2011
