meat sleeping bag

the act of sticking your feet into a girl's vagina, causing it to split, and then sliding in until your head is the only thing sticking out

after finishing in her, i turned in for the night by meat sleeping bagging her.

by thefudgemaster December 31, 2013

The Sleeping Cobra

When you fall asleep after getting a blowjob from your lover.

Hey man, that's The Sleeping Cobra!

by anbro345 January 21, 2016

slopping the pig

having a girl suck your dick, and as you come, shove your cock as far in as you can, resulting in her making her vomit.With your cock in her mouth, she will have a mouth full of puke, cock and come, hence the slop on your pig.

I was slopping the pig on Trixie when I knew she was cheating on me.

by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

sleeping bag

A code word for condom, especially when referring to a sexual occasion.

Bring your sleeping bag if you happen to pitch a tent with your girlfriend.

by Limbo May 24, 2006

High Stepping

The mountee places his feet on the calves of the mounted in order to gain dominance and higher positioning over the rather large buttocks. Gives the mountee an extra advatange over the mounted.

Her ass was so big that I had to High step that shit.

by Hugh Heffner July 18, 2003

Slapping the skinhead

A violent form of male masturbation.

Steve- "hey man, what the hell were you doing in the shower?"

Tim- "I was just slapping the skinhead."

by Nick P-dizzle August 10, 2007

stepping on cheetos

Essentially the epitome of high school. No other time in life does one constantly step on food every time they walk besides in the awkward stage of high school. Cheetos specifically pertain to high school, seeing as they are just about the most juvenile snack someone can crunch on. The word can also refer to any other ridiculous aspect of life which is unique to a high school campus.

Nicole: "Ew,I just stepped on a cheeto or something."
Sara: "What other time in life do you step on cheetos?"
Nicole: "That's all high school is: Stepping on Cheetos."
Sara: "Get me out of here."

by Sara Keith April 8, 2009