slapper

n. Ice-hockey shot involving a lot of force but little aim. Used as a euphemism in describing any wasteful action.

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With Alberta’s anti-covid campaign it is just one slapper after another.

by gnostic3 December 26, 2021

Slapped Ham

A red or inflammed pussy, most common after

drawn out & vigorous sex.

Let me know when I can have some more of that slapped ham

by LemonySnickets February 5, 2022

Slapperbate

A technique for masterbation commonly found in middle schools, where the penis is slapped with the force of god, so hard it bruises and gets calloused, for pleasure.

“I just slapperbate the shit out of my cock. It’s bleeding. It’s better than sex.”

by Isaacthegoat April 13, 2022

slapped

chris rock

will smith slapped the shit out of chris rock

by concern April 20, 2022

Slapped

When something hits different.

That music slapped last night!

by myduck June 4, 2022

Slapped Patio Head

Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.

Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...

by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023

Slappers

A large set of tits.

I'd love to get my hands on her slappers.

by DaHolmes December 9, 2023