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360 rubber-five

Celebratory and reminiscent of a hi five but sexual in nature; a sexual handshake properly performed on a female (usually) with vaginal entry of a penis encased in a condom and the giving partner rotating their penis through as much of 360 degrees as possible while inside the female's vagina. The 360 rubber-five is the crowning moment of their sexual relations and actually the sexual hi-five or handshake which celebrates the good sex just had by both.
A mind blowing sex session which culminates with a 360 rubber-five sexual "handshake".
360 rubber-five by Sweet_Naiah August 18, 2008
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Lay Rubber 

To accelerate a vehicle quickly enough to spin the tires and leave a thin coating of rubber behind.
His mustang has enough horsepower to lay rubber in second gear.
Lay Rubber by TH3W1R3D January 1, 2009

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick 

yo man Freddie is a mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

knuckle rubber 

Originated in the Florida Keys, 40's era, the act of rubbing another mans knuckles in a signal of homosexuality.
A homosexual male. Homosexual behavior, that in which a homosexual male beckons another.
Person 1: "look at those guys".

Person 2: "Damn knuckle rubbers".
knuckle rubber by Recluse September 30, 2004

Egglaying Rubber Chicken 

a 17/18cm rubber chicken that can be bought in many places that when you squease will look like its laying a see through rubber liquid filled egg with yolk

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if you take out the rubber egg put some lube in the chicken then put it on the end of your dick squeese all the air out of it then you can Choke the chicken if you will with it like a flesh light
dude i jacked off with one of those Egglaying Rubber Chickens with the egg taken out last night then i came in it it felt soo awesome

ur rubber ducky give sucky 

The ultimate roast. This can instantly end anyone you're roasting. If you use this, you gain +2 intelligence and achieve Rick and Morty level power.
Drake: ur mom gay
Kanye: Boi imma just skip this whole thing and end u right now.
Drake: wait no
Kanye: Ur rubber ducky give sucky
*Drake fades from existence while screaming in agony to a hell where ocean man and all star constantly play in a horrible voice*

Ring around the Rubber 

The ring that is embedded on your wallet from having a condom in there for a period of more than 6 months.

This happens when you try to prove to your friends, or anybody that you get laid. You occasionally pull it out to show someone, but stupidly put it back in the same place so it can make an indent in your wallet.

This is usually prevelent in the High School age group. For some reason, future computer science Majors and Dungeons and Dragons' Players seem to have a high instance.
My mom still does my laundry. I had to quickly get my wallet out of my pants before she saw the Ring around the Rubber.
Ring around the Rubber by jaymax45 January 15, 2011