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player

Someone, generally a man who takes joy in making more than one person happy. Doesn't always have malicious intentions, but can be viewed as one that does. A good player wont get caught unless he allows himself to be for his enjoyment, and is noticeable by his smoothly rehearsed lines, flowing easily off his practiced tongue. A bad playa will mistake names, be at the wrong place at the wrong time, and flaunt far too much about his adventurous actions with women. Any player is noticeable by making plans, and changing them at the last chance because something more interesting than that partner popped up. Be forewarned, he will never take you to a place where any other woman/man could even possibly be, and if that happens, will be prompt to "take" you back to his place swiftly. Easy to fall for, impossible to forget.
"Hey, i heard your a player?"
"Nah baby, people just don't like me."
by Legit75 August 2, 2009
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the old right-handed circumcision ploy

A tactic designed to divert a person's attention from what is really going on. This entails grabbing any close sharp object with the right hand and circumcising the nearest male creature.

Generally this is very successful at diverting attention, especially when undertaken without an anesthetic. We don't recommend circumcising anybody when you are taking drugs, anyway.
Well, we got away with the bank job by using the old right-handed circumcision ploy on the guard. Even though she was a woman, it did the trick.
by ivor_crotchpayne February 5, 2010
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Genshin Impact Player

Oh no, that Genshin Impact Player is here.
by smattyLats July 13, 2022
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plowed

I got plowed last night at a party.
by Flaz May 5, 2003
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football player

In high school, the people that deserve the least amount of respect, yet get the most. MTV brainwashed girls want to fuck them just becuase they're "hot". VERY few of them (about 10%) are cool and get along with everybody. The other 90% are stereotypical jocks: date only cheerleaders, hate everyone not on the team, are depressingly stupid, and act like complete asses.
by Adrian June 20, 2006
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