A useful instintual tool used by women to determine the size (or lack there of) of nearby man junk. The cousin to the gay-dar.
by frank the wank April 28, 2008
A relational distinction. If you sleep with a girl, then your buddy sleeps with her. You are his peter-in-law. The relationship is one way. You would not be his peter-in-law unless you sleep with that girl again *after* him.
Sean Penn (Madonna's ex-husband) is the peter-in-law of Guy Ritchie (and let's face facts, a bunch of other people too!)
by Jeff Lebowski June 10, 2004
This is how we gonna do....let's wait till ..10'o clock....catch when he hits the block and peter-roll on his punk ass.
by church hill bruh December 30, 2003
I think possibly the best looking man ever, who has an unbelievably amazing voice, plays great bass and makes great music - Not to mention my heart skip a beat. (or 20)
by Nina January 06, 2004
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by V-Unit's Moms January 19, 2005
Without doubt, the finest footballer taller than eight feet in the universe. With an uncanny knack for unravelling his telescopic legs Peter Crouch was able to dominate world football for a generation, winning the FA Cup in 2006, the English League in 2008, the world cup in 2010 and becoming president of the Galaxy a short time later. Peter Crouch is a hero of our time.
by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006