peter-meter

A useful instintual tool used by women to determine the size (or lack there of) of nearby man junk. The cousin to the gay-dar.

Oh, Becky, my peter-meter's going off. That guy must be packin' some serious schlong.

by frank the wank April 27, 2008

peter-in-law

A relational distinction. If you sleep with a girl, then your buddy sleeps with her. You are his peter-in-law. The relationship is one way. You would not be his peter-in-law unless you sleep with that girl again *after* him.

Sean Penn (Madonna's ex-husband) is the peter-in-law of Guy Ritchie (and let's face facts, a bunch of other people too!)

by Jeff Lebowski June 9, 2004

peter steele

I think possibly the best looking man ever, who has an unbelievably amazing voice, plays great bass and makes great music - Not to mention my heart skip a beat. (or 20)

Peter Steele.

by Nina January 6, 2004

peter-roll

the ghetto act of sneak attack.....the epitome of ghetto warfare

This is how we gonna do....let's wait till ..10'o clock....catch when he hits the block and peter-roll on his punk ass.

by church hill bruh December 30, 2003

peter eater

Derek Jeter, short stop of the NYY

Jeter Jeter peter eater.

by Jared K September 12, 2006

Peter Phillips

verb; to bust a nut under unsanitary conditions, i.e. The Bathroom in Bronx Science first floor.

Yo kid he pulled off a Peter Phillips, Kid is Dirty.

by V-Unit's Moms January 18, 2005

Peter Crouch

Without doubt, the finest footballer taller than eight feet in the universe. With an uncanny knack for unravelling his telescopic legs Peter Crouch was able to dominate world football for a generation, winning the FA Cup in 2006, the English League in 2008, the world cup in 2010 and becoming president of the Galaxy a short time later. Peter Crouch is a hero of our time.

Let's gan down t'kop and cheer Peter Crouch

by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006