Nubs

Born in 1992, in the harsh woodlands of Essex, England. Nubs (formally known as Lacey) was found as a babe by a menacing pack of grey wolves. Though the wolves first thought was to eat little Lacey, they only managed to nibble off her arms when they noticed the sweet side of her. They then decided to keep her and raise her as their own kin. They called her Nubs because the nibble wounds left her with wee stumps for arms. Over the years, Nubs realized she didn't belong with the wolves, she was different. She headed out into the vast city of London, England where she proceeded to become a Physical Education teacher. Even though she is now civilized, she is still called Nubs. Sometimes, when there is a full moon, you can hear her howling in the middle of the night, lifting her little nubby arms up to the sky.

Wee little gnome #1: Do you hear that howling?

Wee little gnome #2: Why, yes I do. I believe that is Nubs.

Wee little gnome #1: Nubs?

Wee little gnome #2: Yes, Nubs. You know, the girl who was raised by wolves and has wee stumpy arms.

Wee little gnome #1: Ah, yes. I remember her now. She teaches my wee little gnome daughter's P.E. class.

by givemesomebodytonub April 7, 2009

Nubs McGee

The biggest newb ever in the history of newbs. He is one you would compare others against, especially girls.

"Damnit McGee stop steppin on my shoes!"

by Cappy April 25, 2006

Funny Number(s)

69, 420, credit card numbers and social security numbers count as well😈

Kris: Yo it's 4:20
Logan: Ha, funny number(s)

by Nigga Fish Gang November 23, 2020

Number 3

To vomit into a toilet. Typically done after a long night of drinking.

"Gross...someone's number 2 is gonna make me go number 3!"

by MarshoT December 1, 2009

angel number

Angel Numbers are numbers you see constantly which mean that your guardian angels are trying to reach out to you . You can look them up to see what they mean.

I keep seeing the Angel number 444 I think my guardian Angel is trying to talk to me.
444
555
111
333
1212

by sapphiraaa December 23, 2021

number

1. slang term for a woman

She's a saucy little number isn't she?

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

number one

Commander William T. Riker

Make it so, Number One.

by Captain Picard February 7, 2005