MySpaceTruckin

Come on! Come on! Come on! MySpaceTruckin!

When you truck around MySpace either just looking for hotties or looking for people you know.

Deep Purple went MySpaceTruckin last night to see if anyone actually uses their songs for profiles.

by May^nard March 27, 2009

Myspastic

When a person is constantly changing their myspace profile, posting new bulletins, or updating their status and mood.

JESS. Why are you still online? It's way late, girl.

ALLISON. Because I'm fixing my profile.

JESS. Wow. You are totally myspastic.

by Gingersnap007 April 17, 2009

Myspacing

when you have nothing else good to do but go on myspace

Friend: Hey, what's up?
Me: Oh nothing...just myspacing

by ao-kun May 19, 2009

Myspace Lurker

A person who looks at peoples profiles excessively. The Lurker will look at peoples pictures, hidden friends & comments,The lurker will even comment the same picture over and over if arguing with someone , and they are constantly on Myspace , if you were to check your online friends that person would be online, doing who knows what.

-Not Lurker : hey great pic!

-Lurker: omg you are so beautiful loves this pic girl

-Owner of pic: wtf who are you again?

-Lurker: its me I see you in school ALL the time

-Not Lurker: that girl is a Myspace Lurker

by Crazy_Rabbit_99 June 15, 2009

Mysycophant

Someone who is a huge sycophant (suck up) via myspace, usually through comments or picture comments.

(on a photo) Wow omg that photo of you is soo good! I wish i could take good photos like you :(

(on a status) hahahaha you always have such funny things to say!!

Looks like you have/are a mysycophant

by 27!!! August 21, 2009

Myspace whore

Myspace whoring is a process many people go through to reach some level of publicity on the internet. They're usually scene, but not always. Either way, they are starved for attention, or feel lonely. That's why they do it.

Myspace whoring is done by adding lots of people they've never met, joining online "friend trains" such as maxadds.com, and asking their existing myspace friends to post bulletins with links to their profile (the actual act of whoring.)

Once a whore has been successful in getting a lot of friends, they can join whore trains, which pretend to be exclusive and only for pretty people. They're not. Repeat as necessary until you feel really famous. You'll never be actually famous.

A whore's success is usually measured in how many friends they have and how many trains they're on.

Under 5000 friends: not successful.

5000-10,000: ready to start joining trains and being conceited. Still not widely known.

10,000-20,000: revered by their myspace friends, on a million trains, and thoroughly conceited.

20,000+: They are at the top of the list, and realize the pointlessness of it all. America suffers one more teen suicide.

Scene kids are usually myspace whores.

by puddin2356634 October 7, 2009

Myspace Number

Someone who is a selfish bitch that likes to rank friends only but doesn't want to be bother with the friends.

Messaging on myspace
Man 1: What's up friend
Man 2: No reply
Man 1: You're a myspace number

by AnthonyAhiga August 24, 2010