mountain theory

when a person thinks he’s at his best ,then something horrible happens to him but eventually he’s way better than before and so on

my life sucks right but i believe in the mountain theory so i know i will be fine!

by sushirice828 July 4, 2022

Mountain Fizzer

Off brand mountain Dew, typically in poorer Giant Eagle stores

Caden: Mountain Fizzer?
Ryder: No way!!!

by RefridgeratorInator69 July 11, 2022

Mountain Bike

Mountain Biking is something that extremely sexy people do, such as Ryan Reynolds. People like Lindsay Lohan do not do Mountain Biking. Mountain Bike

“I am Ryan, and i Enjoy mountain Biking”
“Hi Ryan, I am Lindsay, i do not enjoy mountain biking.” Ryan Likes his Mountain Bike, Lindsay does not.

by unyinfeace99 July 22, 2022

Mountain Husband

A person who was taken advantage of by a Narcissistic bitch

Got my dock installed. Ready for summer! HUGE thanks to best mountain husband!

by OuttaCake August 15, 2022

mountain husband

A person who was taken advantage of by a Narcissistic bitch

Got my dock installed. Ready for summer! HUGE thanks to The best mountain husband!

by OuttaCake August 15, 2022

mountain husband

When a man take s care of a woman who is just a friend to him and gets totally taken advantage of.

He was her mountain husband until she turned into a complete Narcissistic bitch.

by OuttaCake August 19, 2022

mountain pussy

Untouched Bigfoot pussy.. Tastes like the copper of the moonshine

Tryna find some mountain pussy all the way in these neck of the woods?

by Mountain Pussy November 1, 2022