Timothy Monahan

Also known as a bundle of sticks, or a large assortment of wooden items

Can you grab that Timothy Monahan for me please

by fifty five October 24, 2023

cyber monay

November 27th, 2023, the day an exploit in the Lightspeed remote access software was weaponized against Lee County Public Schools to display a video with phrases such as "CYBER MONDAY" and "the time is near".

"Dude, I just got cyber monay'd! I can't use my chromebook anymore!"

by Phillip Shoebuckle December 16, 2023

Dick Monalds

One of the largest fast-food chains in the world. famous for their "-1-piece mc chugget", in which they perform an appendectomy on the customer, serving them a portion of their surgically removed appendix.

Smohn Jith: Did you guys go to dick monalds again?
Leonard: haha yes I love dick monalds!
James Corden: I am jame corend.
Both: holy shit it's jame corenmd

by Dick monalds fan November 15, 2023

british monarchy

A select family of rich British people, who technically rule, but have very limited power, especially compared to the Prime Minister and Parliament. Essentially, a famous family with failing health and no power.

My favorite example of the British monarchy is Queen Elizabeth, who nearly achieved immortality.

by Computer-Wielding Dinosaur March 17, 2025

Pull a Monaco

(Verb) The act of making a mistake so grotesque it becomes funny.

1) Thanks man for stopping me with that girl last night, i was so drunk and she was ugly. I was about to Pull a Monaco.

2) I need to get some sleep last night before my test so i dont Pull a Monaco.

3) Yup, poor bastard burnt his house down when he left the gas on. What a way to Pull a Monaco.

by Economator87 October 28, 2010

The Air-Monarchian Genocide

The Air-Monarchian Genocide is a slang term derived in reference to the Armenian Genocide, and describes the burning of nike apparel by racially insensitive caucasian americans following Nikes ads featuring Colin Kaepernick in honor of their 30th Anniversary. The genocide refers to the mass produced lower end nike models usually owned by those who are now boycotting the brand.

Dom: Hey Joe, whats wrong?
Joe: (kicks rock) My old racist grandma is taking part in the Air-Monarchian Genocide and I’m afraid shes going to destroy my apparel!
Dom: Don’t worry bro we can just put her in a nursing home

by Peter M. Hampton September 4, 2018

Doing a Monaghan

To adopt over priviledged adult children within your workplace and provide them with an over abundance of moral and financial suppport.

Susan is 48, has 3 kids and makes 35,000 a year, yet she is the one buying coffees for he collegue who is 25, lives at home with their parents and makes 50,000 a year. Susan is doing a Monaghan.

by VanNiek November 22, 2021