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Lincoln logging

Done in a outside setting, the action of, limited to intent, with purpose,going into a porta potty and dedicating on top of a complete strangers foundation (dedication)
At the festival last weekend Bucky imagined he would build himself a real home made of crap as he sat in the public crap shack, Lincoln logging the biggest and longest turds he could muster
by Weberspen15 November 7, 2021
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Nog logged

When you drink so much egg nog that you are too full to eat or drink anything else.
I'm sorry, I'd love to try your soup, but I'm nog logged.
by anonymous November 16, 2021
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Lincoln Logging

When 4 men 69 each other in a square. 2 lay on their backs parallel and 2 lay face down on top of them connecting penis to mouth in the 4 corners. The other two lay down on top perpendicular so each dude is connected to two other dudes like Lincoln logs. More floors can be added as long as there are four dudes per floor added.
Wow, the bachelor party at EDC was wild, ended up Lincoln Logging with three of the other bros
by Dr. UNKNOWN May 25, 2022
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Slippy Longstalking

When you're really drunk at a bar, you find a girl wearing a short skirt / loose shorts. Simply slip your middle finger into a wardrobe opening and insert said finger into the easiest available orifice. Watch out for the backlash bitch slap!
See that hot blonde over there? She needs a slippy Longstalking for sure!
by Chrisbaggz June 11, 2022
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Scary logos

See: V of Doom
Also see: Carrey Video, Mateshwari Films and National Arts
by UltimateDoge August 1, 2022
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Slammin’ logs

A common misconception regarding bigfoot, Slammin’ Logs is often thought of as the sasquatch banging large logs together to make noise. In reality this activity is only aggressively finger your own or an expiremeting parter’s rectum immediately after using the bathroom.
“Hey babe, i just finished up in the bathroom. Want to try something mew and start Slammin’ Logs?”
by C@rb0nm0n0 August 21, 2022
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Brown loggin’

The fanciful art of one person defecating into another persons rectum. And passing said fecal matter back and forth between each other.
My wife said our sex life was boring so as a suggestion she recommended brown loggin’ instead of our usual Cleveland steamer.
by Lumber_snac22 November 14, 2022
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