Jonalex Rios

Da hottest Hispanic alive (does not come with Spanish)

Jonalex Rios is fucking sexy

by Hispanicsproly February 9, 2023

Jonah

A hecken silly man, who emails the entire school a movie script on a whim. He will certainly theive your V-card and will use it to do a line. He hides the fact that he harvests kidneys in his basement, but everyone he tells finds it kinda cute.

Person: "Hi Jonah!"
Jonah: "SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm doin' a LINE!"
Person to 2nd Person: *whispers* "Awww... look at him"
2nd person back: *whispers* "I know right, His skin is the color and consistency of caramel, I wanna lick him up."

by Jonah Collazo-Heifetz March 2, 2023

Jonah Funk

Leader having more than enough skill at basketball with a longs dick and slender man arms. A true handsome man who pulls women and owns other towns.

Hey, you’re so rad, you’re the Jonah Funk of this gym!

by Epg>Fhs March 19, 2023

Jona

Jona is a very good friend. Its easy to make him laugh he is sussy and plays fortnite. He is always there for you. Unless his parents took his internet access.

Fabian: My friend Jona is very good at fortnite.
Finn: Yes, you’re right.
Jona: Hey guys, who wants to play fortnite?
Fabian: Me!
Finn: I don’t want to. Fortnite is boring.
Fabian and Jona: Okay!
Finn: Bye. I hate you.

Fabian and Jona: Bye!

by ecateats March 26, 2023

jonah mcfarland

Someone who is an absolute no fly zone. Nothing gets past this man. If its obvious hes gonna let you know. He is the iron fist and he likes to put the fist down.

Class: "Awww the 6 year old knows her birthday!"
Jonah Mcfarland: "Thats kind of a layup everyone knows their birthday."

by cjm01928347 May 4, 2023

jonah

umm he’s not that cute but he has a rlly nice voice also he’s good at video games. but he has nice hair so ig that makes up for it. he’s really tall too also i have a fatass crush on him.

me: omg it’s jonah
my bsf: ok

by dollvity June 17, 2023

Jonah wizniuk

If a person used their stupidity to further expand their use of humorous vocabulary they would be told they are a Jonah Wizniuk or funny guy

YO that dude is so stupid hes a Jonah wizniuk

by jkbn'ojb'ol June 22, 2023