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Jon-Athon

The practice of an employee achieving nothing for long periods of time due to a terrible work ethic, whilst lying profusely to cover up one’s shortcomings, and generally bringing standards down in every regard.
I think the new air con “manager” has been on a Jon-athon since he arrivedI have no idea what he does other than turn up late, leave early and shirk his responsibilities.
by Renewables July 5, 2022
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Jon Craig

A perfect example of a real man. He's someone that loves hard and doesn't give up on the ones he loves no matter how bad it gets. He's a true blessing to have on your side, but watch out if you're on his bad side because Craig's don't play. He's someone you can take home to your family. He's a sex God so every female wants him. He's someone that you'll regret ever losing. He's a different kind of breed, someone you can't help but to fall in love with.
Jon Craig is one kick ass guy.
Jon Craig is one hell of a lover
You see that Craig over there, I'm going to marry that man some day.
by BearCherryPie January 15, 2024
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Jon Jonesing

Diego wants to fight Yair but Yair is Jon Jonesing him.
by MMAmonkey8 June 11, 2025
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Potato Jon

A term for a dingus that looked up some weird phrase that his friend Mat Wood asked him to look up.
Jonathan, you're such a Potato Jon.
by Matato May 9, 2022
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jon from liverpool

a very very noncy young lad
She's 12 but you shagged her anyway? You're such a jon from liverpool!
by spenge god June 6, 2020
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Jon

Jon skips date day.
Jon ghosts the phone calls.
Don't be like Jon.
Fuck sake! He if he Jon's me one more time, we are done.
by Dontbejon October 27, 2022
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Jon

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Jon is delusional!
by coochiedestoryer May 2, 2023
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