A man who is very handsome, has a great personality, has the ability to get a lot of girls, flirts a lot, many girls like and would love to get with, one of the nicest people you will ever meet, has a good sized penis, very funny and can make any type of person want to become friends with them.
"I'm such a loser, i wish i was a jon jon."
by Johnny Hobkins April 08, 2009
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Dude lets go do something!
- Idk guys i'm really tired and my head hurts.
Really?
-Not tonight.
You are being a complete The Jon Jon.
by AppleEater123 July 12, 2011
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AKA Father Function, King of Ocean City, NJ, Rides the bench in JV Football, Grandson of Neil Armstrong, Professional Functioner and married to the send. Feh feh feh.
Godduh Wow is that the king of OCNJ Jon Jon Armstrong, he is so Nelk and Godduh.
by matthewgreim October 28, 2021
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A Jon Jon Blazing Squad is a "blunt sesh" or a congregation of multiple marijuana loving individuals who are smoking a blunt, it can be used as a noun or a verb.
Verb:
"Yo man roll up that L we gotta jon jon blazing squad before class"

Noun:
"Last night when we were childo mildonsking we had a hugeee jon jon blazin squad."
by JJBS March 29, 2010
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one day papa n jon jon were hangin in dey HOUS. one day jon jon snucc out and he got sum SHOOGER. den papa found out and gave him a bin duty. then jon jon died of die of beaties. then papa died of meth overdose bc he thought the meth was shooger. but he got the dub for his dead wife DOI DOI so he was gud. then he spent the rest of eternity with jon jon and his wife DOI DOI in heaven
lmao wassup have u heard the story about papa n jon jon
by barry banana big bonnana September 20, 2018
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