Jewish Magic

Magic taught by Jews (can only kill Palestinians)

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Jewish Turtleneck

Another name for a large neck cast, often worn after a crash in which the neck has been injured

Dave had a nasty fall, I heard he has to wear a Jewish turtleneck for the rest of the month!

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“He got in a bad car wreck, so now he wears a jewish turtleneck.”

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When you trap a girl in your closet and fill it will farts and shit till she passes out. When she passes you rape her and fuck her till she squirts.

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When someone jerks you off during a blowjob and doesn't use enough of there mouth.

Mark : "My girl was giving me a jewish blowjob last night,she barely used her mouth and throat game at all."

Jacob : "Damn playa that sucks"

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Only drinks alcohol or takes drugs when it’s free.

Bartender: That’ll be 7’99
Me: Sorry I’m Jewish sober

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