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jack's mom

"dude i wanna bang Jack's mom so bad"
"same here she's a milf"
by bob dent November 21, 2011
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jack's mannequin

Piano Rock, to rock out on a grand piano, upright or keyboard. Kicking over your bench or seat and pounding some ivorys. A Jack's Mannequin might also exhibit the compulsion to dance on a piano.
That band is trying to play some Jack's Mannequin
by MichaelZ May 9, 2006
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Jack Sparrow

Johnny Depp at his finest...and thats saying alot. The character is timeless and one of the best created that I've ever seen.

Will: This is either madness, or brillance.
Jack: It's remarkable how often those two traits coinside.

Now as long as your just hanging there pay attention. The only rules that really matter are these...what a man can do, and what a man can't do.

Will: You ignored the rules of engagement, in a fair fight I'd kill you.
Jack: Then thats not much incentive for me to fight fair, now is it.
by Janet Lee July 9, 2006
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ballin' the jack

An obsolete expression meaning "to make haste", such as grossly exceeding the posted speed limit when operating your vehicle. Usage appears to be limited to the southeastern Oklahoma geographical area among men born pre-WWII. The origins of the phrase are unclear but several possibilities exist. Railroad crews used a jack with a ball on the end when laying and bending the rails of a new track so it could have originated from some tech specific aspect of the track laying procedure, or, more likely, it is derived from a dance of the same name popular during the late 1910's. The dance was derived from an obscure song popular in dance clubs of the era, "Ballin' the Jack". Contrary to the first impression one may experience upon first hearing the phrase it apparently has no connection with a sexual act performed on a male donkey(a jack).
Boy howdy , I come off that hill I was a ballin' the jack , and danged if there wudn't a state trooper a settin' at the bottom of it.

You an Bubba race your stock car last weekend?

Yeah, We was a ballin' the jack til the motor blowed up.
by BlindBushPilot January 21, 2017
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jack shack

A jack shack is a place like a seedy massage parlor or "modeling studio" or "gentlemen's spa" where you can get a hand job for a reasonable price, and little fear of getting arrested for soliciting.
Hey buddy, gotten your rocks off at the jack shack lately?
by Alex Selfridge October 27, 2005
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Jack

"So did he Jack?"
by c0nceptuous July 27, 2016
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jack sparrow

free,unconventional,brilliant,genius,dirty outside but good hearted,sexy black eyes,drunken speech and moving,great pirat,captain of the black pearl
the only rule that really matters is:what a man can do and what a man can't do....so can you sail under the command of a pirate?
by mel October 22, 2003
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