hot pockets and mountain dew

hot pockets and mountain - food choice of

Jr high / middle school students, high school students,

Neckbeards, people that play xbox live , stoners and

30 to 40 year old virgins.

And less we forgot the really young sons of single mothers.

Doritos are a bonus and a side dish
Same as capri sun
It's cheap and easy !
Hi my name is Matthew and I like hot pockets and mountain dew, xbox live and Doritos.
by Blu_leef January 15, 2024
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Michigan hot pocket

When you cook a winter turd with your heated seats. But still have to keep it baking because you can't find public restrooms after midnight anymore.
It's going to be another Michigan hot pocket tonight this gas station is closed.
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Hot Pocket Explosion

when a girl cums and squirts at the same time
last night i gave my girl hot pocket explosion. she couldn't walk for weeks
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Gypsy Hot Pocket

Sex act involving more than 2 penises in one orifice.
Jose, steve, and barry performed a Gypsy Hot Pocket on Stacie last night by performing the Triful Tower in her ho ha!
by Gypsy Hot Pocket Slinger November 29, 2021
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Vail Hot Pocket

Eating a pepperoni from a DiGiorno pizza off a naked girls butthole. Preferably in the kitchen.
While vacationing in Vail my girlfriend put a pepperoni slice from a DiGiorno pizza on her butthole and told me to eat it. She called this the “vail Hot Pocket” and became a tradition whenever eating a pizza.
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Alabama Hot Pocket

It is when during sex you shit in a Females vagina and you proceed (optional) to fuck it with your dick or fingers.
Naw bro, I can’t go to the party. I will be giving Jessica and Alabama Hot Pocket
by Go fuck yourself, bitch! January 20, 2021
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Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of having sex with your sister in a thermal blanket.
When I was thirteen I had an Alabama hot pocket with Abigail while our parents were in the other room.
by Milo the Cow August 19, 2022
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