Helen-Kellered

Being killed, in a video game, after being flash banged, especially in Call of Duty 4.

Ben: "I hate getting flash banged! I couldn't see, hear, or talk! I was Helen-Kellered!"
Jordan: "Yeah where's the miracle worker when you need her?"

by imnotyourbro February 15, 2008

mini-Helen

A face that launched 1 ship.

Nice kid, but kinda plain; a mini-Helen.

by Jeffry Finer December 16, 2003

helen keller

After recieving a blowjob, the male will pull out and ejaculate in the eyes of the female thus blinding her. When she stands to reprimand you, smash her ears as with your hands as if you are smashing tamborines together, thus leaving her blind and deaf

"That skank i took home from the club last night was getting lippy with me so I gave her a helen keller to shut her up."

by pdizz November 25, 2007

helen keller it

a verb, used to tell someone to find something without looking

"I lost my sunglasses at the bottom of the pool and i don't have goggles!"
"We're gonna be late. Just Helen Keller it."

"Turn on the light. I can't find my keys."
"My lights burned out, and Wendy's is about to close. Just Helen Keller it."

by Kyled avis October 16, 2008

Helen Flanagan

A socialite and some-what 'actress' who appeared in Eastenders for 12 years. Mainly known in the UK for wearing to much make-up, having very spotty skin, tits out on a daily basis, unclassy dress code and having her hair tied back far to tight.

Person 1: Hey, Helen Flanagan is soooo hot could wank to her all day!!

Person 2: I couldn't she's a spotty, untalented mess.

wank spotty socialite make-up tits untalented Helen Flanagan

by Mr. Bael February 1, 2014

Helen

Highest Ranked Weeb in USA

Stop being such a Helen

by OFFDICTIONARY July 17, 2019

Helen

Definitely gay but she won’t say anything about it and she only likes 6’4 Indian men

A short hoe who only likes women and 6’4 Indian men

She likes vodka more than men

Helen fucked Darren and Chinmay in her secret room

by Isjsjdjejjeje August 30, 2019