The Helmers Two-Hit

Where you can only take two drags of a bowl (420) unless you wanna die

*passing a joint*
Guy 1: Bro, you barely took a drag!
Guy 2: I had my 2- got the Helmers two-hit
Guy 1: Ahhh, respect bro, good luck

by Mr_Boo August 19, 2023

Nice Bike Bad Helmet

A women with an awesome sexy body but has an ugly ass face.

Damn you see that girl? Ya, she had "Nice Bike Bad Helmet".

by Monkeybutter January 14, 2010

red shiny helmets

Two or more men giving each other head. Gay oral sex. Nob slobbing amongst men.

I caught my queer uncle and his friend playing red shiny helmets in the living room. Unreal.

by OrionMetaphor November 24, 2017

Maxwell "Maxipad" Helmut Eichner

noun ; a person of homosexual descent, often found in gay Jewish drinking bars, they celebrate the little things (wink wink..................... his penis)

verb ; getting dug out from the back with a Yamaha while getting degraded by a drill sergeant

Noun; What the fuck is a Helmut.
Verb; Just finished basic training. Now time to get Maxwell "Maxipad" Helmut Eichnered.

by zyzz_legacy February 1, 2022

Helms Deep

A place of gathering for shindigs. It is also known as an impenetrable fortress; this is an impenetrable fortress for shindigs and parties alike. All the residents of Helms Deep throughout the ages have been known throughout the land for their strikingly handsome good looks and stud-ly appeal. It's been rumored that a former resident of Helms Deep is Brad Pitt. This sacred ground of Helms Deep has held many banquets of shindigs, pool parties and other intimate gatherings such as game nights.

"What's Helms Deep?"
"An impenetrable fortress that contains the three best looking men in the Sacramento tri-county area."

"I got schlammered at a shindig at Helms Deep the other night!"

by Gondoa April 23, 2011

chicken helmet

where you fuck a girl stupid. not blonde stupid, drooling retard stupid.

"Man, I fucked her so hard last night, she was droolin' when she left." "You gave her a chicken helmet?" "Yea I did"

by jamap September 30, 2008

snail with a helmet

A dick that has been circumcised.

After talking to this chick for a while, she told me that she had never been with an anteater...only with guys that sported a snail with a helmet.

by DrWatson September 10, 2005