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by Crunky Mclunkey October 12, 2020

The Hammot Effect

The Hammot Effect: When something or someone makes you doubt what you believed was the truth (usually when you were right).

John picked "A" three times in a row on his quiz. Dan says the he is under the HAMMOT EFFECT.

by anonymous December 9, 2020

Damn Hambone

This is a passionate act of love and hate combined and is where your having passionate sex the man pulls out before cumming and lubes the bone from a ham with his cum. Then proceeds to continue the sex with said bone

Man i wanna Damn Hambone you girl.

by TheGodOfZeus January 6, 2021

Cum Hammock

When cum from the penis is attached at the tip of their penis & also on the sexual partner.

“I pulled it out and gave her a cum hammock!”

by toiletwaterdaughter April 29, 2021

Banana Hammock

The act of stretching out the scrotum under the penis to create a comfortable resting place. This can easily trasition into a sackoline by shaking up and down

Joe's sack hangs so low I bet he can make a king size banana hammock for his sling.

by Leonideez May 29, 2021

Shit Hammock

A hammock that you build out of toilet paper draped over the bowl to catch the shit to avoid the plopping noises. Post shit, the hammock is gently lowered into the bowl.

There were a few people in the bathroom today so I had to build a shit hammock to avoid the plop plop.

by Formerly known as Mary Hall September 24, 2021

mechanic hammock

Mechanic hammock is the act of opening your car door and propping your feet up on said door while sitting leaned back in the seat

I'm just chilling in my mechanic hammock

by Texas_Son-1836 November 13, 2021