guitardo

A retarded guido. Commonly used to refer to cast members of the MTV show Jersey Shore.

Masculine: guitardo(s). Feminine: guitardette(s).

Human Being: Hey, what are you doing today?

Guido: G.T.L. baby. Gym, tanning, laundry. You gotta do the guido handbook.

Human Being: Wow! You f*#%ing guitardo! No! Bad guitardo!

by Ricardo Pellitardo August 6, 2011

piano guitar

Guitar used by snoop in the video clip Sexual Eruption. Banned from the world in 1970 it's very rare and almost impossible to find legally.

Snoop Dogg is a Pimp Using this piano guitar.

by Samuel Gagné January 7, 2008

Air Guitar

For people that try to hard to be cool.

P1: "Hey man, check out my air guitar skillz with a 'z'!"
P2: "No man, you suck... you suck man titties."

by dixintha March 27, 2008

Guitarded

A person who thinks he's/she's cool because they play guitar.

Stop being so guitarded, you can barely play that thing!

by Stuart Mizrahi October 18, 2008

Bird Guitar

When a person plays an "air guitar" but uses his penis for the strings.

Perry played the best bird guitar solo to "Guns N Roses - November Rain"

by MarcD August 22, 2006

guitar face

The look on a guitar player's face while playing guitar. It can be pleasure, pain or even gas?

Benjamin Johnson's got some mad guitar face.

by fallforyou March 30, 2008

guitar hero

A term used lightly for someone who is neither a hero, nor plays the guitar well at all.

Guy1: "Hey, lets play Guitar Hero, and be Guitar Heroes"

Guy2: "Fffffffuck no!"

by Chris2112 November 29, 2007